Disneyland Rebranding As The Gayest Place On Earth
Sources close to the company have reported that the magic kingdom has decided to fully rebrand to "the gayest place on earth" in hopes of fully legitimizing its role in grooming children.
Anaheim, CA - Sources close to the company have reported that the magic kingdom has decided to fully rebrand to "the gayest place on earth" in hopes of fully legitimizing its role in grooming children, in the Clown World. Long-time fans are baffled, wondering what was wrong with the original slogan, "The Happiest Place on Earth."
An ashamed and saddened Walt Disney's ghost could be seen roaming the grounds of the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland wondering how the path of his company could have taken such a horrible turn.
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