After A Rough Weekend, The Vice President Rethinks Life Choices

The Vice President was traipsed out among the common folk this last weekend and humiliated by being required to dress up as the Easter bunny.

Washington, D. C. - The Vice President was traipsed out among the common folk this last weekend and humiliated by being required to dress up as the Easter bunny.

Sources close to the administration say that there have been reports of the Vice President visibly angry and throwing lattes. One intern, who claimed she received third-degree burns said that the Veep jumped out of her chair ripped off her costume, and screamed profanities just before throwing a latte directly into the intern's face.

We've reached out to the administration but no official response has been received.

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