NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Fascists Demand Joe Rogan Removed From The Planet

The Global Fascist Elites (GFE) led by Emperor Schwab have demanded that podcaster and comedian Joe Rogan be removed from the planet. A global all-points bulletin has been issued.

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Fascists Demand Joe Rogan Removed From The Planet

Davos 2045 - The Global Fascist Elites (GFE) led by Emperor Schwab have demanded that podcaster and comedian Joe Rogan be removed from the planet. A global all-points bulletin has been issued. Late last month the widely respected podcaster mentioned the words ****** ******* **** on his podcast which is considered an act of violence and is not allowed according to this week's "No-No Words Edict" published, of course, in all State Approved news outlets.

Some fascists had this to say:

"I offered my flying space penis as a launch vehicle to get this disgusting misinformation off the planet." - Jeff Bezos' Avatar

"Huh? What did you say? What the hell's a dough brogan? Jen, bring me a pudding cup. Double fudge!" - Joe Biden's AI Cube

"Like check out my totally cool new shoes! Oh yeah. I'm supposed to say that like we could be doing way more to like get rid of this like totally gross old guy. Subscribe and don't forget to like totally smash the LIKE button." - AOC Live

According to sources close to the Rogan camp, 'Joe is friends with Elon Musk and already has a go-bag and an escape planned.' They also conveyed that the podcast will continue and that there will be no interruptions thanks to decentralized quantum subspace broadcasting technology.

In the great words of our dear leader, Emperor Schwab, "Now you own nothing and you LOVE it."

We will keep you updated as the story unfolds.

* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡