Pfizer Fact-Checkers Label Twitter Healthy For The Public
There's nothing more reliable than a Pfizer Fact-Checker!
In a surprise announcement today, Pfizer fact-checkers have declared the social media giant, Twitter, healthy for the public. The news was received with great relief considering many had claimed Twitter's AI was dividing the country and pushing the public towards civil war.
In an official report, the company gave the social media site a rating of 4.75 out of 5 capsules and vowed they would label anything to the contrary as "Misinformation".
"Pfizer has fact checkers? Sweet! Finally, something to look forward to during this horrible pandemic," said Bay Area Software Engineer, Gilbert Sheepington.
We talked with head fact-checker Liam Propagandski.
In the past, critics have accused Twitter's algorithms of censorship, social manipulation, division, and silencing public discourse. Here's the thing. We looked into it, and we're just not seeing anything to substantiate these claims. - Liam Propagandski, Head Fact-Checker
Twitter now joins the distinguished fraternity of healthy things approved by Pfizer. See Bextra, Neurontin, Geodon, Zyvox, Chantix, Rezulin, and one of the Covid-19 vaccines.
Meanwhile, the social media giant's stock price has risen sharply since the release of the report.
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