REPORT: Newly Hired “Dreamer Cops”, Begin Self Deporting
Several states recently passed laws allowing dreamers to become police officers due to a shortage of cops in their cities. It appears most self deported within their first week.
“En mi primer día de trabajo, me informé de que estaba en el país ilegalmente y decidí que necesitaba tomar acción y realizar mi primer arresto. Así que me dirigí a la frontera y me crucé.” - Javier Garcia
Translated to English:
“On my first day on the job, I informed myself that I was in the country illegally and promptly decided I needed to take action and get my first arrest, so I arrested and then marched myself down to the border and led myself across.”
One California woman reported seeing a Hispanic man running by himself in the direction of the border yelling into his radio, “Estoy en persecución del sospechoso, tiene el cabello oscuro y parece ser un hombre hispano.”
The officer then tackled himself to the ground and began resisting arrest. At that point the man was seen using a taser to subdue himself, the suspect, until he finally passed out from the electrical shock.
Minutes later the officer eventually woke up in a pool of his own urine, and commenced to handcuffing his hands behind his back and then escorted himself across the border.
“It was really the craziest thing I’d ever seen, talk about police brutality” said one El Cajon, CA woman. “Finally the police are doing something about this immigration crisis, but the officer could have gone a bit easier on the suspect.”
- Bobo Out
It’s Sature Stupid! 🤡