Tim Pool Receives On-Air Paper cut, "We May Be Under Attack," Declares Podcaster
"We may be under attack," yelled the host as he jumped up, and ran for the door.
The TimCastIRL podcast had just gone live Friday night when Tim Pool, the podcast's host, jerked his finger to his mouth while shuffling pieces of paper on his desk. Realizing what had just happened, he immediately fell out of his chair writhing in pain.
"We may be under attack," yelled the host as he jumped up, and ran for the door. Mr. Pool's co-hosts and that night's guest watched with bewilderment worried about what was to become of the famous podcaster.
I think we're under attack. - Producer Lydia Smith (aka Sour Patch Lyds)
Luke, a regular on the show could be seen walking to the in-studio doomsday clock and setting it to 2 minutes to midnight. Comforting everyone to be calm and wait for an update while he thinks up a new shirt design.
I was freaked out when I saw what happened. I honestly think that Graphene could have somehow helped prevent this tragedy. - Ian Crossland (In-House Hippie)
Minutes later the host returned to the room and held up his now bandaged finger proclaiming to his viewers that he now has an "ouchie" and be rest assured that everything was going to be okay. Crisis averted.
The team then spent the next hour and a half talking about the incident. By the end of the show, viewers could easily tell that Tim was back to his normal self berating parents of small children for not being brave enough and quitting their jobs.
All was right with the world.
In related news, the TimCastIRL podcast has had a recent increase in views over the past week. What's the secret to their recent success?
* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡
Now Lets Learn The Story Behind the Satire
Tim Pool has a great show and conveys a lot of information. We love his show here at Clown Pilled News but how many more times do we need to hear about how many times Tim has been swatted. We get it Tim! You’ve been swatted. After about the fifth time he mentioned it on the show we couldn’t take it anymore and had to write a bit of satire to cleanse our comedy souls.
Plus, we like to bust the balls of those who we admire.
Therefore, we decided to make fun of Mr. Pool, and that’s why we wrote this article.
- Bobo out!