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December 2022

Did Matt Damon Go Off The Deep End Last Week?
From stealing luggage, not once but twice, to dressing so over the top and shaving his head. He’s doing shit that would make even Britney Spears cringe.
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Is Sacha Barron Cohen Pranking America, Again?
The actor, famous for Borat and other hidden camera characters, really gets into the role, and of course, comedy ensues.
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BREAKING NEWS: Biden Trades Nuclear Secrets For An Extra Pudding Cup
The former Vice-President made it very clear that he was willing to trade anything for just one more pudding cup at dinner tonight.
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Lights At The Offices Of YouTube, Google, Apple, & Amazon Seem To Be Lit up Tonight
Our sources tell us that the sound of shredders can be heard for miles.
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Endless Love 🤮
*It’s Satire, Stupid!
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Snake Eyes Breaks Silence After 40 years, Thinks ‘Hitler’s A Swell Guy’
Even Storm Shadow was like, “Bruh!”
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November 2022

McDonald's Customer Dies Of Old Age In Drive-Thru As The Fast Food Giant Turns To Slow Food In 2022
McDonald's has a new slogan, "Over 7 sold in 2022"
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Sources Tell Us Fetterman's Been Hiding A Kuato Under His Hoodie This Entire Time
This makes sense considering all the fumbling of words. Kuatos can be controlling, especially when that close to the brain.
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BREAKING NEWS: Desantis & Abbott Bussing Kindergarteners To Arizona To Help Count Votes
"I know my numbers. I like to count, it's as easy as 1-2-3," said one little girl ready to help.
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Fetterneck To Don Klaus Schwab Hooded Space Costume For First Congressional Appearance
"The...new...the...new...order.......world. The....old.....world. I love f-f-fracking. I fracked...today. I’m a fracker. I support fracking…
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Bill Clinton Says The Amount Of 'Poontang' On The 2022 Campaign Trail Is Out Of This World
"There's even more strange than all those times I went to my best friend's island," said the former President.
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